Mike Allen Fractures Eye Socket, Attacked by…?

Mike Allen, of the Washington Grays, will have to wait approximately 9 months to play baseball, due to a fractured eye socket. How did he obtain this injury? By a frickin’ shark! Yes, that isn’t a typo or misprint. A damn shark.

The details of the incident are very vague, but apparently Mike Allen was surfing before the game with New York and was attacked by shark. Mike Allen and Washington have yet to make a statement.


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